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Since it's been over 400 years since the probable origin of April Fools' Day, I suggest that it be replaced with: Keynes' Fools Day  to be enacted just as soon as America recovers from the Obama Stimulus Disaster and Depression.  I also suggest it should be celebrated exactly two weeks after the old date of April 1st...

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see also "f-bombs"

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personally, i'm more outraged by the beheadings, bombings, and misogyny of islam more than a film that depicts the threat.

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the truth will come out

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Unlike some other sites, this blog is just too important to shut down in protest  :D  , but here's a quote about (yet another) really bad piece of proposed legislation: (SOPA) is like shutting down a freeway because a car got stolen.

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which is worse: that martin luther king jr's "dream" has devolved into a "society" of gangsta-rappin-pimps-n-hos, or that somebody designed a poster showing how bad things have gotten?

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got one thing right

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painting is alive and well

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i'm just not going to buy these brands any more:7UP A&W Cactus Cooler Canada Dry Clamato (as if anyone drinks that swill) Coco Casa Country Time Crush Deja Blue Diet Rite Dr Pepper Elements Hawaiian Punch Hires Holland House IBC Margaritaville Mistic Mott's Mr & Mrs T Nantucket Nectars Nehi Orangina Peñafiel RC Cola ReaLemon Rose's Schweppes Snapple Squirt Stewart's Sun Drop Sunkist Tahitian

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mcsweeney's list is almost as cool as the emoticon i invented: 8^O> me, with goatee, surprised by something to my left

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this review via google maps (sorry for preview issues. please click on image to read right half of it...)

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"This was a year in which the cast members of “Jersey Shore” went to Italy and then — in an inexcusable lapse of border security — were allowed to return."

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long answer: here

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a meme via dustbury:Go into your archives and post the first sentence from the first post you made each month last year.I'm going to cheat a wee bit because some of mine are just links to someone else's quote: jan: "Simply stated, if we are to believe the Islamic scripture’s portrayal of this “prophet,” Muhammad was the most repulsive, and thus the least qualified, divine messenger in human

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entropy? inertia? some other fancy word for laziness? i haven't forgotten this blog, i just don't have much to say at the moment (without excessive whining). ...so just watch this strangely-relevant rerun in the meantime.

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no i'm not making any this year - not even silly ones like i've posted before. so here's a pic of (allegedly) woody guthrie's resolutions for some year long past.

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...instead of obama claus

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Luke 11:9-12 "9 “So I say to you, ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. 10 For everyone who asks, receives; and he who seeks, finds; and to him who knocks, it will be opened. 11 Now suppose one of you fathers is asked by his son for a fish; he will not give him a snake instead of a fish, will he? 12 Or if he is asked for an egg, he

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I'll post my quibbles with this list of "100 Cult Films" after I answer the meme: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Stanley Kubrick, 1968 Akira, Katsuhiro Otomo, 1988 (1) Angel of Vengeance, Abel Ferrara, 1981 Bad Taste, Peter Jackson, 1987 Baise-moi, Virginie Despentes, Coralie Trinh Thi, 2000 Begotten, E. Elias Merhige, 1991 Behind the Green Door, Artie Mitchell, Jim Mitchell, 1972 La belle et la bête,

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Wikihistory by Desmond Warzel

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"WINTER" (a perennial favorite rant of blogs and email forwarders, slightly edited. source uncertain, possibly michelle catalano.) You would think people around New York had never seen snow before - the way they react when there's a storm coming in. It's a weird phenomenon that strikes whenever more than five inches of snow is predicted around here. People start acting as if they had lived in

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December 7th, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - a greedy power-crazed cocaine-addicted totalitarian (a.k.a. F.D.R.) feigned surprise when the oil war he and his socialist cronies started was suddenly waged by conventional means, against the will of both the Japanese and the American people...

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a sane world would not find obnoxious boors or common prostitutes noteworthy

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sorry about your cat

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this is true at least as far back as the war of northern aggression.

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remember the old crude joke about "athletic supporters"? obama's "job supporter" joke is worse. does everything he touch turn to... ahem, the opposite of gold? maybe that's what "shovel-ready" refers to...

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star wars & firefly

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i never would have known to avoid the burzynski clinic if it weren't for their threats...

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when was nougat invented? after people got tired of eating oldgat.

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"fast & furious" seems to be killing people at a faster rate than the iraq war.

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My holiday and travels have been delayed this year. This post should not have been delayed - sorry. Psalm 107, KJ21 O give thanks unto the LORD, for He is good; for His mercy endureth for ever. Let the redeemed of the LORD say so, whom He hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy, and gathered them out of the lands, from the east and from the west, from the north and from the south. They

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i suggest that title for this site (which dustbury may or may not have been asking for here) edit: although, that site may be one of the reasons for the commandment against making graven images :/

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maybe listen to this as you view this?

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, the cult which labels postmodern conservative as "exemplary of a larger cultural, political, economic, historical force called “America” which in theory represents the worst thing that could ever happen to humanity."

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my floors are really sticky. i shouldn't have bought them from la brea carpets.

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is this the soundtrack to a bollywood spy movie?

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at the doctor today, they needed a blood sample from me. instead of having it taken in a regular room, they sat me in a chair in towards the rear of their workers' office, next to the timeclock, break table, and some shelves with medical and office supplies. one of the items between my outstretched arm and the water cooler was an empty five-gallon bottle. feel free to imagine the snarky comment

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what do all the other dorm residents feel when one person always plays disco music too loud? the heebie-bee-gees

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what do you call somebody who can only talk about their diet? an omnibore.

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wrymouth finds it "instructive to continually contrast theism with atheism."

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what do you call it when cigar smokers live together? cohibatation.

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i only know two people who would laugh at this, and i'm one of them. anyone else out there get it?

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quoth the lileks:"Dark matter and dark energy. Things they can’t find, but must exist, because otherwise there’s no explanation for what this happens or this doesn’t. You can marvel at the human ingenuity involved in creating these theoretical constructs, explaining the vast mysteries of the deep; you can also say hmm. Phlogiston."

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this month's readers digest has a picture of michelle obama on the cover (with a particularly draculesque hairdo), with a quote saying, "everything we do must be for our children."her husband's policies imply the logical followup: ", and everything we spend must be from their children."

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two families of evil plastic freaks on tv happen to have the same last name!

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house of eratosthenes explains"(the occupy movement) lusts for a glorious day in which it emerges as the top dog, which is an upcoming revolution, and it does all of its smaller things by means of smaller revolutions. If you want something, you immobilize something else until such time as someone is bludgeoned and browbeaten into giving you what you want. Annoyance is the new coin of the realm.

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the other mccain via dustbury:hypodrachmaphobia (n) The fear that somebody else might be making more money than you, triggering a strong urge to covet, followed next by hate and then a compelling need to get a tax law passed that will help redistribute some of that bad, bad capital your way.there was also a comment there which read:I have nothing against Michelle Obama on a personal level –

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Ann Coulter via Instapundit didn't go far enough...Herman Cain, African-American:facts so far: a couple of vague accusations of sexual misconduct have been made, with little evidence.media reaction: histrionic wall-to-wall coverage.Bill Clinton, Caucasian:facts so far: many specific accusations of sexual misconduct have been made.media reaction: repeated denials and claims of Republican

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evilonlyadvanceswhengoodpeopledonothing

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"It’s ridiculous to think about “Transformers 3” for more than six seconds", but a couple of minutes reading about why it's ridiculous is quite entertaining.

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i just added a few quotes about freedom to appear in my subheader from this good source.

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some guys really know how to wooo a lady...

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update 4: today i took a stand that had more actual effect than any of these occupy-ers ever had. when i went to city hall to pay my water bill, i took a good long drink from their water fountain. wooooo stickin it to tha man!:Dupdate 3: do i need to draw you a picture?update 2: dustbury expands on the phenomenonupdate & bump: has it occurred to anyone else that we might not be in obama's

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VDH in the House of Eratosthenes:If in 2004 5.7% unemployment was supposed to mark a “jobless recovery,” what exactly is 9.1% called? If Bush’s average $500 billion deficits over eight years were abhorrent, what must we say of Obama’s average $1.6 trillion over three? Really bad?

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i'm not eating crow yet, maybe just setting the table for it...

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a few people get it:Obama is great at math. He divides the country, subtracts jobs, adds debt and multiplies misery.Lack of leadership, the first-ever federal credit downgrade, a failed debt deal, unemployment nearing record levels, fresh warnings of a double-dip recession, and the most toxic political climate in Washington history ... can you trust President Obama?The Solyndra scandal continues

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I guess The Muffin Man don't care about white folk.

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solid (but not easy or popular) advice

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UPDATE & BUMP:this guy, well this guy ain't followin' rulez,i saidthis guy, now this guy ain't followin' rulez.he say"spendin' money on a geetar? aw, that's a game for foolz!"---Various versions of this list have been on the internet for many years,HOW TO PLAY AND SING THE BLUES1. 82% of Blues songs begin with the words "Woke up this morning..."2. The next most popular first line in a Blues song

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i don't like musicals, but a few hours ago i really understood this bit

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last year, president hussein produced a few prophetic gold flakes from this slagheap of words about solyndra: ...through the Recovery Act, this company received a loan to expand its operations. This new factory is the result of those loans......many in this community are still reeling from the effects of the recession......it was all the more painful and heartbreaking because the factory had

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now that the freedom tower is nearing completion, maybe we can begin some foundation restoration

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isn't it?

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...states the obvious.

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there's still hope

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Q: what caused a week-long lack of posts here?

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Q: what caused a week-long internet outage at my house?

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Q: What's black and white and not red anymore? There are those who say that a line of decency has been crossed by Newsweek and Tina Brown's portrayal of Michelle Bachmann, and there are those who say that the sky is made of tangerine gumdrops. I say to both sides today that turnabout is fair play.

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...but this sure applies (unfortunately):A gift, at some level, makes you feel indebted to the givers. Some resent the debt. Then they denigrate the giver. Then they tell themselves it was never a gift at all, but something they were owed.

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even more debt for us!even the least of us!:P

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Two fish are sitting in a tank, and one turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Q: What's green and looks like an iguana?A: A blue bucket in disguise

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it's just momentarily ill:...How far off are the puppet masters pulling the strings of the usurper in the White House and our deaf representatives from both political parities? We have come full circle…we are again but a collection of colonies wanting representation, but not getting it, needing protection from a foreign invasion, but having the invasion aided by those who should, but do not

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Q: What's red and looks like a bucket?A: A blue bucket in disguise

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Q: What's blue and looks like a bucket?A: A blue bucket

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to which i say:The worst six words you can hear at a party are, “Do you watch my talk show?” Talk shows, really, used to be called tantrums, played out by spoiled and fussy narcissists - their faces usually colored in the most lurid hues of red to violet. But now too many people are throwing tantrums, except now they call them talk shows and they’re telling us all how important it is to watch

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Q: What do a grape and a chicken have in common?A: They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Two drugged-out hippies are walking along a train track.One turns to the other and says, "Wow, these steps are really steep, maaan!"The other hippie replies, "It ain't the steps that bother me, maaan, it's these low handrails!"The first one interrupts him to say "Watch out maaan, the elevator's coming!"

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Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A: A carrot

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"you don't bird me, i don't bird you"

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?A: Fsh.

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Q. What do Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, and Jimmy the Greek have in common?A. Same middle name.

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in the wake of the reports of the motives of the norwegian scum, news coverage of terror attacks clearly now has three mutually-exclusive options:begin reporting on any or all motives of murderous scum, including leftism and islamofascism,refuse to report on any or all motives of murderous scum, including rightism and perversions of christianity, orremain blatantly hypocritical in their

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Q: Why is the sky blue?A: Because if it were green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?A: To get to the same side.

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i usually just drive home from work via surface streets, but occasionally take i35w (or 820) northbound. tonight i decided to take 35w, not knowing that its onramp from i30 was closed for construction. so i took the commerce street exit, and found a whole lot more construction & dead-ends downtown.this may or may not have been my route...sitting in the middle of sylvania (about where that dot is

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"Reading the Declaration of Independence 235 years after it was written, it’s kidney-punchingly obvious that the United States government has become precisely the sort of bloodsucking tyrant against which the Founding Fathers revolted."short form and long form

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if i had to register a domain name for the person behind me at the checkout tonight, it would be www.ChloeSevignyInScoobyDooPajamas.com:)i love it when people don't know how pretty they are...

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Earlier, there was much ado about the Fairness in Broadcasting Act. I don't see what was so bad about it. It might have actually resulted in some movies where:intelligent people live in rural areas, and city dwellers are poor inbred layaboutsvampires were actually evil, not just misunderstoodMichael Moore points out the better side of capitalismmembers of the clergy remain faithful and avoid

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in the interest of helping dustbury's commentors keep from gagging, i'll make my horrible pun here:dustbury posted about odd and undescriptive color names - such as the mud-putty-hued "weekend in the country". one commentor said "dead salmon probably is not a popular item", to which i refrained from responding........."dead salmon is a very popular color in a bear market"

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okay, maybe obama isn't the worst president in u.s.history (yet) - lbj created a trifecta of quagmires:Escalation of the Vietnam WarMore than 50,000 Americans and many more Vietnamese died as a result of that policy; our country was bitterly divided in ways that still weaken us today, and the economic cost of the war was immense. It contributed to the wave of inflation that shook the country in

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no, not "how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop" - these are questions for the brocko bomber:How come you haven't made unemployment illegal?Instead of making cars get 62 mpg, why not 62 million mpg? Also, do something about the gravitational constant.Are you smart enough to create a problem so big that even you could not solve it?Is this question racist?Why

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"We shouldn’t limit our reading or understanding of this document for anniversaries such as today."update: this should apply internationally...

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...and in related news, mark halperin also apologized to viagra users everywhere, for comparing their... small problem... to the worst president in u.s. history....also, our previous president is still waiting for about 3,930,000 apologies.

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john lennon, republican?!?

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physically, at least...

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no, grated society.

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going on another cross-texas trip for the next nine days. so at least that's an excuse for posting sporadically...a little bit before i leave: parker brothers choppers are building a tron light cycle irl

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i commented here, and two posts later lileks wrote this sentence: "it’s not important to know what they mean, but it give a sense of period without saying “everyone wore hats like it was hat day in Hatville. I needed a drink.”Come to think of it, I like that line."coincidence?!?......probably...

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read em and weep

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