Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A: absolutely nothing

Q: what caused a week-long lack of posts here?

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A: a pinched wire

Q: what caused a week-long internet outage at my house?

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

A: Yellow Journalism!

Q: What's black and white and not red anymore?

There are those who say that a line of decency has been crossed by Newsweek and Tina Brown's portrayal of Michelle Bachmann, and there are those who say that the sky is made of tangerine gumdrops. I say to both sides today that turnabout is fair play.

Saturday, August 06, 2011

he wasn't talking politics...

...but this sure applies (unfortunately):
A gift, at some level, makes you feel indebted to the givers. Some resent the debt. Then they denigrate the giver. Then they tell themselves it was never a gift at all, but something they were owed.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

a series of jokes: 11

Two fish are sitting in a tank, and one turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Monday, August 01, 2011

a series of jokes: 10

Q: What's green and looks like an iguana?
A: A blue bucket in disguise