Friday, January 16, 2009

true story

Overheard at a leatherworking shop: "No sir, we can't sell by the yard. Cows don't grow on bolts."

3 comments:

  1. Cows grow on large yards, not bolts. so, ask for a bolt of leather?

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  2. Well, maybe cows don't grow on bolts, but it would be convenient if they did, right? Right?

    We may be on to something here.

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  3. blurring the (extremely wide) line between genetic engineer and seamstress? scary...

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