Looks like The Flying Space Monkey is going to run for governor of Alabama, with the campaign slogan, "Alabama can do a lot worse than me." This slogan is true - Kinky Friedman would be a lot worse.
It should be obvious why I'll never run for public office - I can't throw my hat into the ring...
i'll be glad to loan you a hat.
ReplyDeletei won't give it to you because then you would no longer be hatless.